Hot Pink Backseam Tights

Whoever made these wants all my money. I have a pair of purple DKNY tights that I would take a razor blade to right now if I had any illusion I could make something that looked as awesome as these opaques. A cut out backseam? I officially need more legs.

Perhaps it is time to re-peruse the DIY Rodarte leggings instructions over at Stockings Addict. Or, perhaps it's time to kidnap James Lillis and keep him in my basement.