A certain someone has accused me of lagging in our Lily Allen war, going so far as to say perhaps I was off eating bon bons. But no, I have just been stealthily planning my next attack.
Okay, not really. I am working on a major project and have had a hard time keeping up with my blogging in the meantime. Fortunately, I have been in possession of a tactical nuclear missile for some time and am now aiming it toward Nick Danger's naughty bits fully loaded with:
A TOPLESS PHOTO OF LILY ALLEN IN BLACK TIGHTS!!!
I don't often post nudity on Stocking Vixen unless it's for artistic reasons and this doesn't seem to fit that criteria, so I have created some highly attractive faux green pasties in my paint program to torture Mr. Danger with thoughts of what is directly below them. Luckily I have his email address and can deliver the nuke with authority directly to his home.