Okay, not really. I am working on a major project and have had a hard time keeping up with my blogging in the meantime. Fortunately, I have been in possession of a tactical nuclear missile for some time and am now aiming it toward Nick Danger's naughty bits fully loaded with:
A TOPLESS PHOTO OF LILY ALLEN IN BLACK TIGHTS!!!

I don't often post nudity on Stocking Vixen unless it's for artistic reasons and this doesn't seem to fit that criteria, so I have created some highly attractive faux green pasties in my paint program to torture Mr. Danger with thoughts of what is directly below them. Luckily I have his email address and can deliver the nuke with authority directly to his home.
Now I want chantilly lace bunny ears...
ReplyDeleteVery strangely, I saw a man walking down my street in white, plush bunny ears this morning. A sign? I believe it may be.
ReplyDeleteI think this is best described as a tactical nude, not nuke.
ReplyDeleteYou will pay dearly for this
ReplyDeleteOh really, Nick Danger? *panther dances*
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