
by Julia Green.







There’s just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind. So to push you one step closer to the loony bin, we’ve put together this tribute to stockings that’s so hot, you might have to take a break to get all the way through.
Though I was eyeing another pair of black patent stiletto pumps, I decided that I had to go with the results of the voting and that these were probably a bit too similar to the other black patent stilettos I already own (and have worn in some of the photos I've posted here). If I had all the shoe money in the world, though, I would definitely want these, too. I like the asymmetrical strap a lot. Shiny shoes are good.
While I was shopping I also saw this fascinating retro-looking boy-undies inspired bra and garter panties set. The garters aren't that practical, given that there are only four, but it's an interesting-looking set. I like boy shorts, generally and these takes the "boy" part of the concept a little further.
I dig the repetition of the triangle across the front and then with the double garter strap. Alas, this set did not make it into my shopping bag. Victoria's Secret doesn't believe that breasts larger than a DD cup exist, period, (so I can't ever buy bras from them), and they also offer many of their bras only in the smaller size ranges, on top of that. This bra only goes up to a 36C, so, if you're a 38 or 40 of any kind, Victoria's Secret doesn't want your money. The panties come in S, M, L and are $28.
Who wouldn't feel like a naughty little fairy princess in a pair of Strumpet and Pink's Willow panties? Perhaps Don Knotts, but everyone else is straight off to Princessville in a pair of these. Strumpet and Pink's makes some of the world's most beautiful panties, as well as the most imaginative and insanely impractical. For those worried about practicality, I wonder what could be better than slipping on a pair of these panties and knowing you have the prettiest pair of buns in a ten mile radius, even if you can't sit down.