Saturday

Tactical Nuke: Topless Lily Allen

A certain someone has accused me of lagging in our Lily Allen war, going so far as to say perhaps I was off eating bon bons. But no, I have just been stealthily planning my next attack.

Okay, not really. I am working on a major project and have had a hard time keeping up with my blogging in the meantime. Fortunately, I have been in possession of a tactical nuclear missile for some time and am now aiming it toward Nick Danger's naughty bits fully loaded with:

A TOPLESS PHOTO OF LILY ALLEN IN BLACK TIGHTS!!!



I don't often post nudity on Stocking Vixen unless it's for artistic reasons and this doesn't seem to fit that criteria, so I have created some highly attractive faux green pasties in my paint program to torture Mr. Danger with thoughts of what is directly below them. Luckily I have his email address and can deliver the nuke with authority directly to his home.

5 comments:

  1. TreacleJuly 11, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    Now I want chantilly lace bunny ears...

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  2. Lisa NormanJuly 11, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Very strangely, I saw a man walking down my street in white, plush bunny ears this morning. A sign? I believe it may be.

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  3. Master TiberiusJuly 11, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    I think this is best described as a tactical nude, not nuke.

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  4. Fred HarrisJuly 11, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    You will pay dearly for this

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  5. Lisa NormanJuly 11, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Oh really, Nick Danger? *panther dances*

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